I have come to a conclusion. Furniture is hazardous. Quite a long time ago, I wrote this post about having walked into/tripped over the open bottom drawer of a filing cabinet in the storage room at work and cutting my ankle open. The resulting cut featured in rather a lot of Project 365 photos, and has left me with a rather interesting looking scar (which I’m still trying to think of a good story for, since "I tripped over the filing cabinet" isn’t very impressive!)
This morning seemed to be Holly vs. Furniture: Round II.
In the school hall where I work, there’s a stage at one end. This stage has 5 large storage bays underneath it, accessed by cupboards which are able to be locked. Unfortunately the doors on these cupboards have not been very well designed, and are therefore unable to stand up to being repeatedly banged, kicked and hit by balls. On one door, the damage has gotten to the extent that the door has come off the hinges entirely, and it seems that while waiting for the caretaker to come to fix, somebody had the bright idea to simply prop it up again, by leaning it against the other door, which causes it to LOOK as though it’s attached, shut and locked, even though it’s just resting there.
Unfortunately, I was not aware of this when I went to put something in the cupboard this morning. I pulled the other (attached) one open, and as it opened, the broken one fell over. Onto my foot. Although these doors aren’t terribly large, they are extremely heavy, so I ended up hopping around in pain on one foot, while trying not to swear in front of the kids! In the end I started laughing, because although it HURT, what else could I do!?
Furniture: 2 – Holly: 0
In other news, tonight I went and saw the play I auditioned for a couple of months ago. It was probably the funniest one I have ever seen! Strangely, I didn’t spend the whole time watching the woman who got cast in the part I wanted, and wondering why she was chosen instead of me…only part of the time! Perhaps unsurprisingly though, I didn’t reach any conclusions. Nothing obvious stood out that made me think "So THAT was why she got it! How could she not have!?" Although she was GOOD, I can honestly say I don’t think I am any worse!? Who knows? The director, I suppose. *shrug*
Speaking of auditions, I suspect I might have one next weekend, but I don’t know when the performance dates are yet, so I’m not 100% sure whether I’ll be able to do it. I’d like to though, it looks like it should be good. *crosses fingers*

I wasn’t sure what to blog about today, so I resorted to going through my "Things To Blog About" bookmarks folder, and I discovered this article I saved about a week ago. I bet this poor man won’t be going back to church in a hurry!
















