There is a little truth behind every “just kidding”,
a little curiosity behind every “just wondering”,
a little knowledge behind every “I don’t know”,
and a little emotion behind every “I don’t care”.

For those who are wondering, no, I did not write this, just saw it quoted somewhere and liked it.

NO clue how far I’ll get with this, but I figured 20 questions or so are worth a go when I’m really bored!

1. Who are you? Holly
2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you? That I have far too much time on my hands, love to procrastinate and am fully determined to do this entire survey, even it takes me a year!
3. When you aren’t filling out 5000 question surveys, what are you doing? Teaching English to Korean kids, sleeping, and performing in various plays and musicals.
4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn’t like at the time). My favourite classes were English and drama and my least favourite was maths. Everything else in between was pretty much even/neutral.
5. What is your biggest goal for this year? Decide what I’m going to do with the next 5-10 years of my life!
6. Where do you want to be in 5 years? I’ll be 26, so who knows! Maybe overseas teaching English, maybe not, maybe married, maybe not.
7. What stage of life are you in right now? An awkward period between finishing uni and graduating.
8. Are you more child-like or childish? Child-like, I think, although some people may say I have a childish sense of humour!
9. What is the last thing you said out loud? “Ok” – to my dad when he came in to tell me he was measuring stuff in my bathroom.
10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now? “The Heart of Life” – John Mayer
11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes? No, but I’d really like to, even if for no other reason than to feel safer if I’m ever walking somewhere alone at night.
12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same? Better and worse, but mostly better.
13. Does time really heal all wounds? I don’t think at 21 I’m old enough to say for sure, but I think so, I hope it does.
14. How do you handle a rainy day? If it’s a weekday I grumble, wear a raincoat and hope my bus isn’t late, if it’s a weekend, I don’t care, I just stay inside!
15. Which is worse…losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights? Definitely losing my luggage, which has never happened to me *touch wood*, with tangled lights, at least you can ignore them, and you don’t lose any of your stuff!
16. How is your relationship with your parents? It could be a good deal worse.
17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you? Mostly, unless I’m reading or on the computer or something and my brain is turned off.
18. What is the truest thing that you know? I know two things! “Truest” is not a word (is it?), and even if it was, it’s not possible for there to BE a “truest thing”! Truth is black and white. Something is either true or it’s not, one true thing cannot be more true than another true thing!
19. What did you want to be when you grew up? When I was younger, a lawyer.
20. Have you ever been given a second chance? Yes

Before I start this post, I had better preface it with an explanation of WHY I am attempting to explain confusing things to students learning English. At the moment, I am teaching ESOL to two teenagers from Korea, a thirteen year old boy, and his fourteen year old sister. Overall, they are pretty cool and great fun to teach. But sometimes we run into problems. Some English words and concepts are surprisingly difficult to explain!

Gnome.

One day last week, my students and I were working through one of the books they are using for reading comprehension, when the following sentence appeared: “How was my brother to know that the gnome was a present?”. Casting aside the weirdness of one’s brother receiving a gnome as a present to begin with, Master 13 immediately asked me what a gnome was.

I was surprised to discover that although I knew perfectly well what a gnome was, I could not explain it. The best description I could think of was “A short fat man statue”! Accurate though it was, it was not helpful, and I was left resorting to Google Images to help me out.

Unfortunately, upon searching for “gnome” on the computer, we were presented with a picture of a gnome in a Santa suit! When they saw this, they immediately exclaimed “Ah! Santa Claus! Gnome is Santa Claus!” Well yes. But no. Oh dear.

In the end I found some more traditional pictures of gnomes, and managed to explain that they are a kind of fairytale character and that some people like to put them in their gardens, which I THINK made a bit more sense. It seems that they don’t have gnomes in Korea! Perhaps I should advise them to buy one to take back with them when they go home!

Principal.

I have to admit that I was very surprised by how difficult this was to explain. Surely the school they go to at home must have a principal, or head teacher of some kind? It appears not, because when I said that the principal is the “teacher in charge of the school” and “the most important teacher”, they still looked confused.

Unfortunately, this isn’t a case where a picture or photo is terribly helpful, and the place I teach at doesn’t really HAVE a principal that I can refer to, more of a supervisor/owner, which doesn’t really help me very much either. I’m still not sure that they understand this particular concept, so hopefully I have an epiphany soon over how to put it across! :/

Submarine.

This was another word randomly generated for creative writing by the computer system, and it another one of those things that everybody knows OF, but nobody knows how to EXPLAIN. Very frustrating.

The first thing I said was “It’s a ship that goes under the water”. FAIL @ me. Unsurprisingly in hindsight, they thought I was describing a shipwreck!

This was another one I ended up using Google for (thank goodness for internet access!) and they did understand what I meant as soon as they saw a photo.

Echidna.

Thankfully I saw the questions over this one coming, and prepared myself with the photo on the right (which my supervisor printed out for me with much amusement!) before we got to the page in the book that mentioned this odd little animal!

Thanks to the photo, this wasn’t really terribly difficult to explain, but I’m including it in this list anyway, because I think it’s strange that it even came up as a word in an ESOL book (though the book I was using is published in Australia and the page we were working on included several Australian animals to demonstrate prepositions “The koala is IN the tree.” “The echidna is ON the hill” etc…) and because the photo is extremely cute!

Platypus.

Yup. You guessed it. Another feature of the Australian Animals Prepositions Page. I showed them a picture of this creature too, and their reaction was “Is it REAL?”

Yes. Yes it is. HAHAH. I think if there was a competition for The Strangest Thing These Students Learned in NZ, the existance of the platypus might just win!

Hello!

Welcome to my lovely new domain! It doesn’t really FEEL new though, since my existing (and beloved) blog has been imported, and the only thing which has really changed is the URL! A future post will explain why I chose it, but in the meantime…

I am pleased to announce that on the event of my 500th post (in a couple of weeks, I think) I will be giving away the following book:

HAHAHAH! Ok. So not really. As amusing (and cute) as this book is, I am sadly NOT giving it away. (I discovered it in the kids section of the library, which my ESOL students and I spent a lot of time in this week!) Thanks for all the suggestions for my giveaway! I really like the “favourite things” idea, and am thinking this is probably what I’ll go with, although all of you who recommended stationery don’t need to worry, some of that will almost certainly be included!

Of course, now I have the conundrum of deciding what my favourite things actually ARE (no, I am not sending you my cat, my laptop, or my friends. I like them so much that I want to keep them!), and whether or not I’m allowed to send chocolate overseas! Oh well, this is still only post 470something, so I have a little while to get it figured out!

In other news, sorry I haven’t blogged at all this week, I have been busy working and am also in the process of setting up this domain. Being a total newbie at this kind of thing (thanks Sam, for your help!!) I had a few problems getting my WP transferred over, and this evening discovered that my hosting plan is too small for what I need and I will have to buy some more space in the very near future! Other than that though, it’s all good. I think. I hope.

This is Post #476. Since I have been blogging since 2006, I figured that for my 500th post, I should do something exciting. Like give free stuff away. But…what can I give!? :moody:

For those of you who follow me on Twitter, you would have seen that I asked this there last night, and someone suggested pizza vouchers. At first I thought that sounded like a good idea, but then I realised that due to statistics, it is probable that the winner will not be a New Zealander, so that wouldn’t really work! :sigh:

Two other ideas I had were stationery (pretty notebooks and pens and stuff) or Linden Leaves toiletries, but I want to know what you think…